If you are reading this paragraph right now, you are one of 3 things:

a.) You are some random person who randomly stumbled upon this page whilst randomly scouring YouTube. If this is true, you should get off this page as fast as possible, lest your head randomly explode.

b.) You are a pedophile who has a fetish for 16 year old Jewish boys. If this is true, I personally recommend you find the nearest cliff, and drive your car over it...with you in it.

c.) Or you are here intentionally, for whatever crazy reason, then I suppose you could just continue on with reading this pointless article about this meaningless person, not that you would care anything about him.

You may be shocked to discover that JewishDOOD is...brace yoursleves...A JEW.

JewishDOOD, in the earthly realm, is otherwise known as Kevin Middleton.

Kevin Middleton, a.k.a. JewishDOOD has a production company known as "On Impulse Productions". This is not an actual production company. This is merely a name that he came up with, so that he could feel more important, and make his otherwise failed attempts at videos seem more professional.

JewishDOOD creates absolutely horrible videos, which you should not watch, nor should you remember this link (youtube.com/jewishdood).

He has been playing the worst music imaginable on the most pointless instrument ever (the piano) for only 8 short years. He is completely talentless, and by no means, TAKES REQUESTS.

He also has an uncanny obsession with the video game Kingdom Hearts, and has even created a religion based off of it, which requires all non-fans to be eaten alive by rabbits.

He has no friends, no humour, and likes to spell words like humor and color with a "u" so that people will think he is British.

If you are here, it means that you are as horrible a person as JewishDOOD is, and you deserve to suffer through all his videos.

You can start your punishment by clicking the orange "Subscribe" button at the top of this page.
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And naturally, what kind of youtuber would I be if I didn't list my stalkers? Currently they are:

JewishDOODJR
ILoveJewishDOODalot
jewishdoodisafag (suspended)
LetsKillJewishDood
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