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F.A.Q


--When are you going to upload more videos?

As soon as I can find the time.


--What kind of keyboard do you use?

I use a Yamaha PSR-280. It's a piece of crap. If you buy it, you are wasting your money.


--How'd you learn to play these songs?

I play by ear.


--Do you really play by ear?

Yes, I do.


--Really??

YES! Stop messaging me!


--Can you tell me where I can get the notes that you used to play those songs?

Look up what "playing by ear" means.


--That's funny. I have the same keyboard as you!

Cool.


--How come you don't play your covers in the right key?

I play them in the key that I think sounds/works best for me.


--Uhhhh... That's not how that part goes in the real song. Why are you playing it wrong?

No, I'm not playing it wrong. Again, I play it the way I think sounds best. Everything is played exactly as intended, except for a few slip ups here and there. If you think I don't already know the differences between the original songs and my covers, then you think too lowly of me and too highly of yourself. Get back down to Earth please.


--Are you sure your videos aren't fake?

If you think they're fake, then you're an idiot.


--Then why does it sound like you are playing three melodies?

Because I can play three melodies and you can't. Stop complaining.


--I just commented on one of your videos. How come you deleted it?

Because your comment was either dumb or offensive.


--Why do you wear the headphones?

So that I can hear what I'm playing. My head phones are hooked up to my computer, and my computer is hooked up to my keyboard so that I can record the song that I'm playing and then add the music over the video.


--What do you do that for?

The microphones on cameras suck, and using audio cables provide much better sound quality.


--Ah HA! So it is fake! That really isn't you playing!

Look dumbass, the sound you hear is the exact sound you see being played. If you listen closely, you can even hear a few mistakes. Notice when you hear those mistakes, you can actually SEE the mistakes, too! Stop being an idiot.


--Wow. I just read your FAQ. You really are arrogant.

No, I'm not arrogant. People are just morons - especially those who think my videos are fake, ask me the same common-sense questions over and over again, or accuse me of being arrogant. Leave me alone.


And thanks for watching my videos!